Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

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Meralis	Knock Knock Who's There?	nunya	_____ Who?	nunya business
Meralis	Knock Knock Who's There?	olive	_____ Who?	olive you (I love you)
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Yah	_____ Who?	(Turn out lights) Hey! Who turned of the lights?
Dennis Opstal	Knock Knock Who's There?	Ben	_____ Who?	Ben Dover
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Carrot	_____ Who?	Karate Chop! (engage in a whimsical assault)
	Knock Knock Who's There?	I love docter	_____ Who?	Really??
	Knock Knock Who's There?	justin	_____ Who?	justin time to give ya another joke!!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Percy	_____ Who?	Precisely!
JUICE, one more time.	Knock Knock Who's There?	"Who stole......................	_____ Who?	"It's who stole what, and if you wait i'll tell you !!!"
JUICE	Knock Knock Who's There?	"Imago."	_____ Who?	"Well, i guess Imago ahead and tell you."
JUICE	Knock Knock Who's There?	"Judo."	_____ Who?	"What, Judo know ?"
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Kook	_____ Who?	You know, you have a real future in Swiss clocks
Rocchina	Knock Knock Who's There?	tail	_____ Who?	tail all your friends this joke
Rocchina	Knock Knock Who's There?	owl	_____ Who?	owl you know unless you open the door
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Ima	_____ Who?	What's a who?
Sarah	Knock Knock Who's There?	otto	_____ Who?	otto know i can't remember
Celia	Knock Knock Who's There?	Jack	_____ Who?	Jack Be Nimble Jack Be Quick
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Jesus	_____ Who?	How many do you know?
	Knock Knock Who's There?	It's Tom Thumb	_____ Who?	It'th time thumbbody opened thith door!
Lulu Krause	Knock Knock Who's There?	cow interrupting	_____ Who?	... Moo!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Archibald	_____ Who?	Archibald on top of your head!
The Destroyer	Knock Knock Who's There?	Little House on the Prairie	_____ Who?	Emu's for yo momma
The Destroyer	Knock Knock Who's There?	Little House on the Prairie	_____ Who?	Emu's for yo momma
	Knock Knock Who's There?	The Easter Bunny	_____ Who?	My mom and Dad
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Major	_____ Who?	Made'ja look
Lisa	Knock Knock Who's There?	Broccoli	_____ Who?	Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Andrea Lawrence	Knock Knock Who's There?	pea	_____ Who?	pea you, you smell!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Bananas	_____ Who?	Bananas in Pajamas
	Knock Knock Who's There?	dishes	_____ Who?	dishes the FBI, open up
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Little Old Lady	_____ Who?	I didn't know you could yodle!?!
Chuck - age 35	Knock Knock Who's There?	Edgar	_____ Who?	I'd get rid of that if I were you
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Tim	_____ Who?	Timber (tip whatever your holding)
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Olive	_____ Who?	Olive You
Hayden McCarty---age 3	Knock Knock Who's There?	Dwayne!	_____ Who?	Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Larry Barsalou	Knock Knock Who's There?	Cockadoodle.	_____ Who?	Not cockadoodle who, you silly chicken, cockadoodledoo!
Jokes Page	Knock Knock Who's There?	Doctor	_____ Who?	Doctor Who no longer on channel two
Anthony	Knock Knock Who's There?	Catch	_____ Who?	Need a Clean x
Garrett	Knock Knock Who's There?	william	_____ Who?	williammind your own bussiness???!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Aunt Jemima	_____ Who?	I'm glad I ain't joe mamma
	Knock Knock Who's There?	you	_____ Who?	I´m happy too
Freaks	Knock Knock Who's There?	who	_____ Who?	I wanna shoot that owl!!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Art	_____ Who?	R2-D2
Dennis	Knock Knock Who's There?	Boo	_____ Who?	Oh, don´t cry. You´ll be better soon..
Dennis	Knock Knock Who's There?	Mary	_____ Who?	Merry Christmas!!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	house	_____ Who?	How soon do you want to hear a joke ??
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Bless!	_____ Who?	Me! Who else!
K. J. Wilson	Knock Knock Who's There?	Yah!	_____ Who?	Yahoo, Let's Party!
Chuck	Knock Knock Who's There?	Erma	_____ Who?	(singing)"I'm a little teapot, short and stout",etc.
Chuck	Knock Knock Who's There?	Erma	_____ Who?	I'm a little confused about that last point...
	Knock Knock Who's There?	What	_____ Who?	What are you so confused about?
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Al	_____ Who?	I'll bust this door down if you don't let me in
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Amanda	_____ Who?	A man dat wants to give you a big hug!
Michelle	Knock Knock Who's There?	Pajamas	_____ Who?	Pajamas around me and hold me tight! :-)
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Toby	_____ Who?	Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Polly	_____ Who?	P-lease let me in, I'm freezing out here!
Duncan Muir	Knock Knock Who's There?	Barbie	_____ Who?	Barbie Q Chicken
Patrick Beisser	Knock Knock Who's There?	Atch	_____ Who?	Bless you.
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Bean	_____ Who?	Bean awhile since I last saw ya'
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Theodore	_____ Who?	(plug nose)The door got slammed on my nose!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Art	_____ Who?	Art ya gonna open the door for me?
Robyn Edgar	Knock Knock Who's There?	Robin	_____ Who?	Robin is against the law
	Knock Knock Who's There?	dwane	_____ Who?	dwane de bathtub i'm drowning
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Vet	_____ Who?	Vet kind of door is this, you can't afford a bell?
Nadine L. Robertson	Knock Knock Who's There?	Anita	_____ Who?	Anita a great big hug
Kyle Nielsen	Knock Knock Who's There?	owls	_____ Who?	I know that.
	Knock Knock Who's There?	owls	_____ Who?	I know that.
Robert Carreno	Knock Knock Who's There?	Arfer	_____ Who?	Arfer got! (=I forgot!)
Eric Lynch	Knock Knock Who's There?	interrupting cow	_____ Who?	(interrupting the who's there?) MOOO!!!!
Phillip V.	Knock Knock Who's There?	banana	_____ Who?	(do the knock knock whos there banana thing 3 x)bananananana!
Phillip V.	Knock Knock Who's There?	orange	_____ Who?	orange you glad i didnt say banana(look at above joke first)
Phillip V.	Knock Knock Who's There?	boo	_____ Who?	boo whoo?why are you cryng
Jonas Sjoberg	Knock Knock Who's There?	Atch	_____ Who?	God bless!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	hey	_____ Who?	Hey! Who turned out the lights?(turn out light before punchline)
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Knock	_____ Who?	Knock Knock (this will lead to an endless cycle of hilarity)
	Knock Knock Who's There?	athena	_____ Who?	athena flying saucer
Casey	Knock Knock Who's There?	Me	_____ Who?	You don't know who you are yet?
Sarah	Knock Knock Who's There?	Won	_____ Who?	Won for your life, the wain is falling!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Boo.	_____ Who?	Don't cry, it was only a Knock Knock joke!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Gibb	_____ Who?	Gibb ON! Who do you think? I've got wobbly knees, you know!
Ed Taylor	Knock Knock Who's There?	Huron	_____ Who?	Huron time for once!
Joshua Taylor	Knock Knock Who's There?	Noah	_____ Who?	Noah good place to eat?
	Knock Knock Who's There?	desil.	_____ Who?	desil make you laugh if you're not too smart.
Joe Shmoe	Knock Knock Who's There?	boo	_____ Who?	you don't have to cry! It's only a joke!
Wendy Arrowsmith	Knock Knock Who's There?	Wendy	_____ Who?	Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin' along.......
zachary Mulligan	Knock Knock Who's There?	tirnip	_____ Who?	turnip (turn up) the volume, it's quite in here.
Trey Scott	Knock Knock Who's There?	amos	_____ Who?	a mosquito just bit me.
Eric Maher	Knock Knock Who's There?	Madam	_____ Who?	Madam foot's stuck in the door.
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Irish stew	_____ Who?	Irish stew in the name of the law.
	Knock Knock Who's There?	papa smurf	_____ Who?	papa smurf in the oven and eat it for lunch
Dr. Robert Holtz	Knock Knock Who's There?	Ketch	_____ Who?	Ketch who -Want a tissue?
Dr.Robert Holtz	Knock Knock Who's There?	Boo	_____ Who?	Boo Who? ---"Don't cry baby.
steven	Knock Knock Who's There?	bob	_____ Who?	bo bo b bob
Clumsy	Knock Knock Who's There?	ya	_____ Who?	what
Spencer	Knock Knock Who's There?	sombrero	_____ Who?	"Sombrero-ver the rainbow..."
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Lettuce	_____ Who?	Lettuce in it is cold out here
	Knock Knock Who's There?	diploma	_____ Who?	da plumber will be there in da morning
	Knock Knock Who's There?	inter rupting cow	_____ Who?	inter rupting cow moo
Nigel Rococo	Knock Knock Who's There?	Georgia	_____ Who?	Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	COWS GO	_____ Who?	Cows don't go WHO, cows go MOO !
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Abby	_____ Who?	Abby good if you give me a flower
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Grover	_____ Who?	Gover there and get me a cookie.
	Knock Knock Who's There?	A mos	_____ Who?	A Mosquito
	Knock Knock Who's There?	lettuce	_____ Who?	lettuce in! it's cold out here!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	dwain	_____ Who?	dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Little Old Lady	_____ Who?	Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
Steve Monson	Knock Knock Who's There?	Interrupting Cow	_____ Who?	MOOO! (interrupting the question)
Steve Monson	Knock Knock Who's There?	Kent	_____ Who?	Kent you tell? I'm standing right here!
Dick Roberts	Knock Knock Who's There?	amaryllis	_____ Who?	amyrillis ick of these knock-knock jokes
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Nicholas	_____ Who?	Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees !
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Hutch	_____ Who?	Bless You
ANGELA WYATT	Knock Knock Who's There?	IRISH	_____ Who?	IRISH I HAD A MILLION DOLLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce Kozak	Knock Knock Who's There?	Sam and Janet	_____ Who?	evening (sung)
Darrie	Knock Knock Who's There?	Turnip	___ Who?	Turnip the radio please!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	wah	___ Who?	well you don't have to get so excited about it
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Olive	___ Who?	"Olive you!"
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Euripdes	___ Who?	Euripides pants, and you'll buy him some new ones.
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Abby	___ Who?	Abby birthday to you
	Knock Knock Who's There?	major	___ Who?	major laugh
Isis	Knock Knock Who's There?	Dwayne	___ Who?	Pull the dwayne I'm drowning
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Cook	___ Who?	Hey! Who are you calling CUCKOO???
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Police!	___ Who?	Police, stop telling these Knock-Knock jokes!!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Yoo	___ Who?	Ride em cowboy
	Knock Knock Who's There?	chesterfeild	___ Who?	chester feeled my leg so I slapped him
	Knock Knock Who's There?	tyler	___ Who?	window
	Knock Knock Who's There?	monroe	___ Who?	Monroe row row your boat
	Knock Knock Who's There?	butter	___ Who?	butterfly
	Knock Knock Who's There?	kurt	___ Who?	kurtsy
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Justin	___ Who?	Justin time I thought you weren't coming
	Knock Knock Who's There?	canoe	___ Who?	canoe come over
Tyler	Knock Knock Who's There?	Olive	___ Who?	Olive over there partner
Tyler Reeves	Knock Knock Who's There?	Oliver	___ Who?	Oliver truly, truly dear
Lorena	Knock Knock Who's There?	Cash	___ Who?	You're nuts!
Lorena	Knock Knock Who's There?	Thatch	___ Who?	Bless You
Lorena	Knock Knock Who's There?	Whats	___ Who?	Bless You Again
Mason	Knock Knock Who's There?	U.R.	___ Who?	U.R.A.Q.T. Would you be my valentine?
bryce lofthouse	Knock Knock Who's There?	thatcher	___ Who?	thatcher idea of a joke
Anthony	Knock Knock Who's There?	Moo!	___ Who?	"Moo! I give milk!"
MacKenzie Maggie	Knock Knock Who's There?	Kenzie	___ Who?	Kenzie it raining out there, can you
??	Knock Knock Who's There?	Ida	___ Who?	"Ida opened it myself if Ida key!"
Anthony	Knock Knock Who's There?	Justin	___ Who?	Justin time for dinner!
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Isabelle	___ Who?	Isabelle neccessary on a bicycle
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Teresa	___ Who?	Teresa Green
	Knock Knock Who's There?	who	___ Who?	Oh no there's an owl in the house!
Ursula Schouten	Knock Knock Who's There?	olive	___ Who?	olive here (I live here)
Ursula Schouten	Knock Knock Who's There?	marmite (beef spread)	___ Who?	marmite but pa won't
smitty	Knock Knock Who's There?	oh-say	___ Who?	"oh-say can you see by the dawn's early light
smitty	Knock Knock Who's There?	Mary	___ Who?	Merry Christmas !!
	Knock Knock Who's There?		___ Who?
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Oswald	___ Who?	Oswald my gum
Chuck Peck	Knock Knock Who's There?	orange	___ Who?	orange ya' glad I told you this joke?
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Gorllia	___ Who?	Gorllia Sandwich, I`m Hungry
	Knock Knock Who's There?	Dishes	___ Who?	Dishes me, whois you?
Lorena	Knock Knock Who's There?	LaRaine	___ Who?	LaRaine is falling
Anthony	Knock Knock Who's There?	Dwayne	___ Who?	Dwayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning
Lorena	Knock Knock Who's There?	You	___ Who?	Yes, you called?
Terry	Knock Knock Who's There?	Boo	___ Who?	Why you crying?

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